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Day Nineteen
Nicknames you may have and why you have them.
There's so many witty nicknames that can be derived from the name Sebastian. Let me post them for you, in a handy bullet-style list. I know. How good am I to you guys? Merry Christmas!
- Seb
- Sebs
- Sebby
- Sebster
- Sebalicious
- Seb-a-stain
- Sebaceous
- Sebmeister
All of these have been bestowed upon me by friends and co-workers.
As a DJ I initially had the moniker of 'DJ Kinky'. Here's why.
I was sharing a house with a close friend, James. We had a common wall between our bedrooms. I had a 'night visitor' that playfully asked me to hit him with his belt. So I did. He laughed a little and said 'harder'. Poor James was huddled under the covers in the foetal position by this time, trying not to listen to the perverted sounds coming from the next room.
Suddenly he heard an almighty cracking sound, followed by a man yelling in pain. Then the slamming of a door, and the thundering footsteps of the same man running to the bathroom. Then the following conversation -
"You fucking drew blood! Fuck!!"
"You said HARDER"
"Fuck you!"
"YOU said HARDER"
*muffled getting dressed noises, more stomping, front door slamming*
Then poor James, who had no doubt now been scarred for life bravely opened his bedroom door and peered into the hallway, to see me slumped against the wall, clutching my stomach, crying with laughter.
"Hey Kinky.." said James.
And the rest, as they say, is history.