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Day Eighteen
Plans/dreams/goals you have
I have so many plans, dreams and goals and intend to put them into action. Or think about them. What was this topic again? Cheese?
I'd like to return to a weight in double digits. To do this I would need to maybe not eat as many whole roast suckling boars for breakfast. And not to keep deep frying my Pepsi. Which I might be willing to do.
I'd like to write books. Real, bona fide paper, bound books. And for lots of people to buy them. To have a New York Times bestseller. And a big, full bank account. I mean it's all about the art of course, but BITCH, WHERE MY MONEY???
I want to DJ overseas. Canada for some reason is a place I feel drawn to. Might be a Mountie thing. Or more likely a bacon thing. Oh, and the music. It's totally about the music. Probably.
I'd like to kill and eat kidnap and put in a cupboard meet Jason Statham. He's a handsome individual and although he seems to exhibit staunchly heterosexual behaviour at present I fail to see how he could resist falling for a hairy tubby balding DJ with a Dannii Minogue obsession. Dudes totally dig that shizz. And Seb Statham has a nice ring to it.
Finally I'd like to overcome depression and anxiety. Imagine how annoying I could be then, feeling all happy and together. And I could probably go outside and collect the underpants that have faded to nothing on the washing line. Yes. I aim high.