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Soundtrack To Your Post-Zombie Apocalyptic Life
Put the media player of your choice on shuffle.
The first song is the overall theme for the apocalypse.
Wonderful Life - Black
"No need to run...and hide. It's a wonderful, wonderful life" - No wonder you were a one-hit wonder, Black. It's the freaking Zombie Apocalypse. And you're going to stand there and get Zombie nommed?
The second song is the one that plays during your first zombie kill.
Fantasy - Black Box
I guess this means it's going to be in slow motion and possibly soft focus. I'm not complaining. I'm 39. Soft focus makes it better for everyone.
The third song plays while you're getting chased by a horde of zombies.
Ooh Ahh... Just A Little Bit - Gina G
Presumably the zombies are singing this. It's a nice hi-nrg tune so the whole scene will be akin to an exercise/aerobics montage.
The fourth song plays when you're forced to kill your recently bitten loved one.
Love And Kisses - Dannii Minogue
Erm.... slightly inappropriate but as long as they cut out the rap that features the classic line "We ain't at McDonald's baby, so what's your beef?" it'll do.
The fifth song plays when you meet your new love interest.
Rockafeller Skank - Fatboy Slim
I'll rock a fella. But I'm no skank. As you can see, puns don't get any better after the Zombie Apocalypse.
The sixth song plays when you make your final stand.
When Doves Cry - Prince
Perfect. Hitting Zombies in the face with the only weapons I could grab as I ran out of my house (Spice Girls dolls) while Prince faps in the background. Maybe I AM just like my father....
The seventh song plays when you think you've made it through it all.
Born Slippy - Underworld
Shouting lager, lager, lager? Unlikely.
The eighth song plays as you discover you were bitten in the fight.
Everybody's Got To Learn Sometime - The Korgis
I NEED YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAINS. LIKE THE SUNSHINE.
